An Introduction ... Of Sorts

Please allow me to introduce myself ... my name is Eddie, a mild-mannered 30-something living in the San Fernando Valley in the freeway-shooting-sunniest-porn-capitol of the world. Life in Los Angeles is Hell for most but for a guy with aspirations of being a self-made porn star this place is where it's at. Nevermind that I don't find myself that attractive or that I have a rather average-sized uncut penis ... this Latin flavored half-Mexican-half-Italian guy is downright amazing when it comes to sex.
Yet how can I compete with the studs out there that, excluding the likes of Ron Jeremy, look like male models with organs the size of a burrito Grande at La Salsa? Well, I want to set the example that even regular-looking joes can get laid and yes they can even bang the living daylights out of girls like Savannah Samson or Sunrise Adams.
My hero in the adult film industry is a man named Mark Davis who, while huge in the saddle, happens to be uncut. I met the man once while I was covering an adult film shoot where the main attraction was white men boinking hot black women and when he whipped it out I let out a rather girlish squeal. Here was a man - an English man at that - who was uncut and working in the adult film industry ... an industry filled with men with perfectly cut organs. I aspire to be like Mark Davis, a man who is proud to be uncut and unafraid of the usual stereotypical responses like "It looks like your cock is wearing a turtle neck sweater."
I love the adult film industry, as you probably can tell, and like any other hot-blooded American male I dream of banging these chicks on film or in my own website and I vow to do so no matter what it takes. I will make it my personal mission in life and so, if you'll allow me, I'll share my quest with you here.
I'm the Uncut Hero and I'll be talking to you all again soon.