It was 5 am when my friend Manny called up with this baffling news
"Good news, Eddie, you're going to thank me for this." He said excitedly.
"Thank you for what?"
He cleared his throat. "We're going to bang a hot blonde along with 200 other guys."
I blinked, still groggy from sleep. "Say what?"
"I emailed a porn star named Jennifer Steele who is holding a gangbang featuring all Mexicans and sent her pictures of you and me and she emailed back saying she'd love for the two of us to be a part of it. She's hot and it sounds like fun."
My friend Manny has no qualms about banging one girl twenty or so guys before him will get to bang before he reaches said girl. This is the guy that stood in line to bang a stripper we hired for a friend's bachelor party and the girl had already serviced five of our friends. He didn't care who was around him either and took Cherry (I think that was her name) right in the same hotel sofa as the other guys.
I'll admit that I've never done anything like that. In fact, just about the only thing slightly similar was the time I had sex with a girl in San Diego in the same room her sister was having sex with one of my friends. Okay, it's not the same as standing in a line with other Mexican guys waiting for our turn to bang a girl who just finished banging another guy only seconds ago. Still, I'll admit that it's interesting and having seen a picture of Jennifer Steele, I jumped at the idea.
Jennifer Steele, according to her bio, is a fire-eating dancer who also loves to have sex and it seems, during Burning Man, had sex with a group of guys. I'm including pictures so you'll see for yourself how yummy this girl looks.
The shoot will be on September 13 (I believe) and all Mexicans who would like to join up should email Jennifer Steele at jennifersteele69@hotmail.com. She wants pics included in your email to her and you have to be Mexican like yours truly.
I'll describe the whole event when it all goes down so stay tuned.
