There's a favorite scene of mine in the movie Boogie Nights where Don Cheadle, who plays a porn star named Buck that just so happens to be the victim of men's fashion, is upset that gorgeous black porn starlette Vickie Barnett doesn't like his cowboy look. Don tells her to get a look and she replies:
VICKIE: I have a look.
BUCK: And what look is that?
VICKIE: Chocolate love.
Ah, yes, black women are as sweet as any chocolate made in God's green Earth and man does this half-Latino-half-Italian long to be lost in chocolate love. It's funny how porn fans can easily drop the name of male porn stars like Peter North or Ron Jeremy but stuggle to name black men besides Mr. Marcus or Lexington Steele. We can just as quickly drop hundreds of ladies names from Alana Evans to Teri Weigel but what about Lacey or Mocha or Janet Jackme who are just as hot and great on film?
Trust me, when I have my own website, you can count on your uncut hero to feature black women because 1. Who doesn't want a dark and sensual black woman bouncing on your beef stick? 2. Your uncut hero hasn't but tried to date a black woman (am I too Latin looking?) and 3. I buy enough all black porn movies to know that beautiful sistas have that natural rhythm that translates into great sex.
I'm heading to Vegas this weekend with my friend Michael who has this oddball fetish. He's got a thing for brothels, call it a strange desire to be a cowboy and do the most cowboy thing of riding into a brothel, buy a drink and bang one of Mabel's ladies before riding off into the sunset again. Michael is treating me to a brothel outside Vegas called the Cherry Patch and who am I to refuse? Anyway, I plan on picking a sexy black girl so I hope one is available to make my fantasy come true. I'll tell you all how it went when I get back.
Anyway, I hope she gives me a piece of her chocolate love that should look like this...
Panther pics courtesy of DVSX.com.
