Jesse Jane, Will You Sign My Khakis?


Jesse Jane

Perhaps I was hallucinating or maybe it was just wishful thinking on my part but I could have sworn I saw porn babe Jesse Jane head into the Gap at the Northridge mall. Okay, nevermind that I just came from The Claim Jumper, a little restaurant just outside the mall, from a lunch date with this cute Korean babe a friend had set me up with and we drank a little wine (a little too much, actually). But then again I had seen porn stud Evan Stone in the very same mall and I was very much sober.
It's no big deal seeing a porn star in these neck of the woods. Hell, throw a rock in this part of town and you're bound to hit a porn star/porn director/porn producer/make-up girl for porn movies or a guy that swears he saw a hot girl that looks so much like Jesse Jane walk into a Gap store. Curiousity made me want to enter the store just to confirm my suspicions but I thought better of it. What are you, a stalker now? What would you do if it was her? Hi, Miss Jane, will you sign these pre-shrunk khakis? Hey Jesse, huge fan, could I, you know, go into the fitting room with you and watch you try out these soft Gap panties that are on sale.
If there's one thing I've come to learn from talking to and meeting porn stars is that they're down to earth people (well, the few dozens that I've met anyway) that are just like everyone else (unless you're Jesse Jane, then you're also hot, horny and cool). I can even say that the ones I've met were even more honest and down to eart than any regular person you'll meet out here in LA. I've met stockbrokers that won't even give you a straight answer.
As for Jesse Jane, I didn't find out if it was here. I'm a fan and was fortunate enough to have been given an advanced copy of Pirates from Digital Playground...a new current favorite since I also love Carmen Luvana. Here I thought Keira Knightly was the hottest pirate wench I've ever seen. Just check out Carmen below...


Carmen Luvana

Pics courtesy of Digital Playground