For your Uncut Hero, though, it means it should be a day that we think back on all the things Mexicans do for us (and forget the things they don't do) and honor them by, I don't know, banging a Mexican (or the Latino equivalent of a Mexican of your choice). We'll leave Cinco de Mayo for honoring Mexican goodies like our tasty food and even tasier beer but this day it should be all about honoring that Mexican guy by riding his chorizo or bend that sexy Mexican babe over and ride cowboy ride.
If you're not able to do this, then by all means rent or buy a porn DVD with an all-Latina cast. I suggest Mexxi-Melts, which has a Latina cast of possible Mexican babes (although Alexis Amore, one of my favorites, is actually Peruvian). It has Daisy though and, personal favorite, Haley Paige.
Alexis Amore
So celebrate right and bang a Mexican. As a half-Mexican I know I'll appreciate it ladies (wink wink).
